A plane is on its way to  Melbourne when a blonde in economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this  and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that  she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the  back.

The blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going  to Melbourne and I’m staying right here!’

The flight attendant  goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is  some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and  won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde  and tries to explain that because
she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and  return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, ‘Im blonde, I’m  beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right  here!’

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use & that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest
this blonde woman that won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says, ‘You say she’s blonde?’I'll handle  this, I’m married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!’ He goes back  to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh I’m sorry - I  had no idea,” gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy  section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked  him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot  replied, “I told her First Class isn’t going to  Melbourne.”

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