A JOBLESS MAN APPLIED FOR THE POSITION OF “OFFICE BOY” AT MICROSOFT. THE HR MANAGER INTERVIEWED HIM THEN WATCHED HIM CLEANING TH FLOOR AS A TEST.

“YOU ARE EMPLOYED” HE SAID. “GIVE ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I’LL SEND YOU THE APPLICATION FORM TO FILL IN, AS WELL AS DATE WHEN YOU MAY START.

THE MAN REPLIED “BUT I DON’T HAVE A COMPUTER, NEITHER AN E-MAIL”.

“I’M SORRY”, SAID THE HR MANAGER. “IF YOU DON’T HAVE AN E-MAIL, THAT MEANS YOU DO NOT EXIST. AND WHO DOESN’T EXIST CANNOT HAVE THE JOB.”

THE MAN LEFT WITH NO HOPE AT ALL. HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, WITH ONLY $10.00 IN HIS POCKET. HE THEN DECIDED TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY A 10KG TOMATO CRATE. HE THEN SOLD THE TOMATOES IN A DOOR TO DOOR ROUND.

IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS, HE SUCCEEDED TO DOUBLE HIS CAPITAL. HE REPEATED THE OPERATION THREE TIMES, AND RETURNED HOME WITH $60.00.

THE MAN REALIZED THAT HE CAN SURVIVE BY THIS WAY, AND STARTED TO GO EVERYDAY EARLIER, AND RETURN LATE. THUS, HIS MONEY DOUBLED OR TRIPLED EVERY DAY. SHORTLY, HE BOUGHT A CART, THEN A TRUCK, AND THEN HE HAD HIS OWN FLEET OF OF DELIVERY VEHICLES.

5 YEARS LATER, THE MAN IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST FOOD RETAILERS IN THE UNITED STATES. HE STARTED TO PLAN HIS FAMILY’S FUTURE, AND DECIDED TO HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE. HE CALLED AN INSURANCE BROKER, AND CHOSE A PROTECTION PLAN. WHEN THE CONVERSATION WAS CONCLUDED, THE BROKER ASKED HIM HIS E-MAIL. THE MAN REPLIED, “I DON’T HAVE AN E-MAIL”.

THE BROKER ANSWERED CURIOUSLY, “YOU DON’T HAVE AN E-MAIL, AND YET HAVE SUCCEEDED TO BUILD AN EMPIRE. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU HAD AN E-MAIL?!!”

THE MAN THOUGHT FOR A WHILE AND REPLIED, “YES, I’D BE AN OFFICE BOY AT MICROSOFT!!!”
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MORAL OF THE STORY

1)  INTERNET IS NOT THE SOLUTION TO YOUR LIFE.
2)  IF YOU DON’T HAVE INTERNET, AND YOU WORK HARD, YOU CAN BE A   MILLIONAIRE.
3)  IF YOU RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE BY E-MAIL, YOU ARE CLOSER TO BEING AN OFFICE BOY/GIRL, THAN A MILLIONAIRE…….

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