A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him and,
as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man
says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” then turns to the
ostrich.”What’ s yours?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. […]
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”
–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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“Whenever I […]
A JOBLESS MAN APPLIED FOR THE POSITION OF “OFFICE BOY” AT MICROSOFT. THE HR MANAGER INTERVIEWED HIM THEN WATCHED HIM CLEANING TH FLOOR AS A TEST.
“YOU ARE EMPLOYED” HE SAID. “GIVE ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS AND I’LL SEND YOU THE APPLICATION FORM TO FILL IN, AS WELL AS DATE WHEN YOU MAY START.
THE MAN REPLIED […]
Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, […]
Actual Call Centre Conversations
Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”.
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”.
Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”.
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours”.
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: “Can you give me […]