Selama beberapa tahun aku telah merungut kerana kurang tidur dan terlalu
banyak tekanan dalam hidup, akan tetapi sekarang kini aku tahu kenapa ianya berlaku (the real reason) :
Aku keletihan kerana terlebih kerja… nak tau kenapa? Di bawah ini aku akan tunjukkan kenapa aku mempunyai beban kerja yang lebih dan ianya adalah benar dan bukan rekaan aku […]
TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have
succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The
following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
4 times the sheets were clean
7 times it was too late
49 times you […]
ps/ no offence to our Singh Friends
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, […]
A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3 and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!” The teacher took Harry to […]
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have […]
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